Nude Woman Of The North

Nude Woman Of The North
Have you heard of the Angel of the North? No, that's not the name of Cheryl Cole's new TV show, but it might as well bloody be.

It's a big metal statue thingy of some woman thingy. It's very hard to work out what it is but it's probably female.

Well, forget the Angel of the North, we're now getting a Ho of Northumberland. (Again, it's not the name of Cheryl Cole's new TV show, but these are all good ideas.)

There are plans for a giant sculpture of a naked woman.

Wow! If you're in the north and you want to see a naked woman you can go to Cramlington. Or go to Newcastle because they are everywhere.

The sculpture, also knows as Northumberlandia, will lay at the entrance to a 60 acre public park in south-east Northumberland.

Councillor Wayne Daley said: "It really is ridiculous to think that something like a naked woman, who is only there as a result of all of the slag and the coal from the mine, is a good way of attracting people to Cramlington."

Hang on, "naked", "woman", "slag"... I'm there!

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