Yesterday, while watching (hand over mouth, rendering the following impossible to understand) Amazing Wedding Cakes on the Women’s Entertainment Channel (appropriate wav inserted here), a commercial for a local parfumerie known as the “Smells So Good Perfume Outlets” flashed across my screen. It was then that I discovered my Winter Jam of 2009. Never [...]
Yesterday, while watching (hand over mouth, rendering the following impossible to understand) Amazing Wedding Cakes on the Women’s Entertainment Channel (appropriate wav inserted here), a commercial for a local parfumerie known as the “Smells So Good Perfume Outlets” flashed across my screen.
It was then that I discovered my Winter Jam of 2009. Never before had the epitome of luxury collided with the lowpoint of humanity in such a poetic and marvelous way. This youtube video, taped from directly off of someone’s TV, was the only online proof I could find of this work of art, and frankly its sh*tiness only heightens the dramatic effects of the commercial. It is the Andrew Cunanan of local ads.
Seriously, if anyone knows Giorgio Armani, Dolce OR Gabbana, please forward this video to them at once. They. Will. Love. It.
And if you think the “Smells So Good New York” jingle is horrendously amazing, than their website, circa 1994 Geocities launch style, will blow your f**king mind into the stratosphere.
Source: www.bestweekever.tv
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